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Aug 20 min read


2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY "Phase Odyssey"
Dave Bowman vs. Ludwig Boltzmann
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Aug 11 min read


A CLOCKWORK ORANGE "Alex Assumes The Position"
Alex DeLarge vs. Erwin Schrödinger Austrian theoretical physicist
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Jul 311 min read


EYES WIDE SHUT "Nothing In Tutan-common"
Mandy vs. King Tutankhamun Somerton vs. Valley of the Kings Dr. Bill Harford vs. Howard Carter Victor Ziegler vs. Lord Carnarvon Howard Carter and Lord Carnarvon are the legendary duo responsible for the November 1922 discovery of King Tutankhamun’s tomb (KV62) in Egypt's Valley of the Kings. "Life goes on......until it doesn't."
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Jul 291 min read


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Jul 290 min read


EYES WIDE SHUT "Goodbye To The Chief"
Four U.S. presidents have been assassinated while serving in office: Abraham Lincoln (1865), James A. Garfield (1881), William McKinley (1901), and John F. Kennedy (1963).
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Jul 271 min read


EYES WIDE SHUT "Facing The Music"
Santos Casani vs. "Eyes Wide Shut"
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Jul 241 min read


2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY "The Most Explosive Revelations Yet!"
Dave Bowman vs. Pope Pius XII Pope Pius XII, died in October 1958. Due to his personal physician using an experimental embalming method that sealed the body in cellophane and herbs without removing internal organs, gases rapidly built up. During the procession to Rome and the subsequent lie-in-state, the body deteriorated rapidly. Gases built up to such a degree that, according to reports, the Pope's chest cavity ruptured in front of shocked mourners. The stench was so over
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Jul 231 min read


EYES WIDE SHUT "Enemy At The Bill Gates" vs. "Handsome Dr. Bill's Little Micro System" vs. "Alice Micro Manages"
Somerton's Daytime Henchman vs. Bill Gates Dr. Bill Harford and/or/or not Alice Harford? vs. Scott McNealy Scott G. McNealy (born November 13, 1954) is an American businessman. He is most famous for co-founding the computer technology company Sun Microsystems in 1982 along with Vinod Khosla, Bill Joy, and Andy Bechtolsheim. "Now, when she is having her little titties squeezed, do you think she ever has any little fantasies about what handsome Doctor Bill's dickie might be
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Jul 221 min read


FULL METAL JACKET "When Knowing Your Rights Is All You Have Left" vs. "Pyle Takes It Right In The Breadbasket"
Private Pyle vs. Lyman Bostock Bostock would make basket catches, in the same style that Willie Mays and Roberto Clemente had used for many years. For Bostock, the basket catch had little to do with Mays and more to do with the lack of proper equipment. “When I was 8 years old, my mother bought me my first glove, but someone stole it the next day,” Bostock told Twins beat writer Bob Fowler, corresponding for the Sporting News. “My mother wasn’t about to buy me another one. B
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Jul 222 min read


FULL METAL JACKET "Ladies Night?"
"Are There Some Ladies Present At Times?"
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Jul 211 min read


EYES WIDE SHUT / A CLOCKWORK ORANGE / FULL METAL JACKET
"Inspecting The Troops?" vs. "All In The Family?"
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Jul 211 min read


A CLOCKWORK ORANGE "Long In The Two-th"
Alex in prison vs. Vatcan Two Post Vatican Two vs. Pre Vatican Two
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Jul 211 min read


THE SHINING "Maker's Dozen"
Wendy Torrance vs. Pope Pius The 12th The Young Forest Ranger vs. Pope Pius The 1st
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Jul 201 min read


THE SHINING "Grady Tries To Teach Jack His General Approach To Problem Solving"
"Jeevsey" vs. "GE-evsey" What do they call you around here, Jeevesey?
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Jul 201 min read


EYES WIDE SHUT "This Is What You Get For Making House Calls"
Dr. Bill Harford vs. Billy Graham
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Jul 201 min read


A CLOCKWORK ORANGE "Poe Faced Hooligans" vs. "The Griswold Technique"
Alex DeLarge vs. Edgar Allen Poe Edgar Allan Poe and Rufus Griswold were literary rivals whose fraught, volatile relationship culminated in a posthumous character assassination. Griswold outlived Poe and, as his literary executor, used a fabricated obituary and biography to permanently damage Poe's reputation, casting him as a mad, drug-addled drunkard. The animosity began in 1842 when Griswold, a prominent anthologist, published The Poets and Poetry of America. He included
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Jul 191 min read


LOLITA "Who Shot J.R.R?"
Humbert Humbert vs. J.R.R. Tolkien J.R.R. Tolkien designed and adopted a personal monogram that creatively superimposes his initials: J, R, R, and T. He often used this emblem to sign his personal artwork, letters, and illustrations. While Tolkien used the symbol primarily for his private artwork and some early correspondence, it was popularized after his death by publishers who adopted it as his official logo on book editions.
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Jul 191 min read


FULL METAL JACKET "Trackers & Tracking Shots' vs. "Vewy, Vewy Cwazy"
Crazy Earl vs. Elmer Fudd
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Jul 191 min read


THE SHINING / A CLOCKWORK ORANGE "Quantum Jack"
The double-slit experiment is a foundational physics demonstration showing that tiny entities like photons and electrons act as both waves and particles, a concept called wave-particle duality. Remarkably, if you fire these particles one at a time, they still create a wave-like interference pattern on a screen.
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Jul 181 min read
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